This is the funniest thing I’ve read on Medium. It’s also funny because I know what it’s like in the Philippines never knowing what toilet is going to be at the next place. Posh western style with TP? Bum gun? Hole in the floor and a tabo?
The two most important things about the Philippines: research and a man bag?
Great piece.
I also have a filipina girlfriend, if we’re ever near in the same place at the same time over there we should get together and say hi, though sadly I’m not allowed in for a while